Pointless Committee Agenda - Committee 6

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the merits of procrastination as a legitimate work ethic.
• Item 2: Debate the importance of excessive napping in the workplace.
• Item 3: Determine the optimal ratio of pizza slices to meetings.
• Item 4: Explore the feasibility of replacing all meetings with video games.
• Item 5: Establish a new holiday in honor of productivity's demise.

Next Committee Agenda: Committee 7 - The Great Sock Puppet Uprising