Agenda for the Utterly Useless Committee

Meeting 6: Because someone has to do something.

• Discuss the meaning of 'nothing' for 2 hours
• Debate the merits of beige paint colors
• Watch paint dry, take a poll
• Discuss the societal implications of excessive napping
• Host a bake sale for the committee members' cats
• Create a new, completely unnecessary, subcommittee

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