10:00 AM - Arrival of the Committee Members
Everyone shows up, but not on time, because, why bother?
10:30 AM - Debate on the Pointlessness of the Committee
Is it really worth meeting at all? Who knows?
Because, why not? Sub-Sub-Committee of Sub-Subcommittees
12:00 PM - Lunch (or not)
We'll order from the vending machines, if we can figure out how.
Same thing, different day. Because, who knows? Next Week's Agenda