Pointless Committee Agenda

Today's Agenda (or not)

10:00 AM - Arrival of the Committee Members
Everyone shows up, but not on time, because, why bother?

10:15 AM - Introduction to the Committee

10:30 AM - Debate on the Pointlessness of the Committee
Is it really worth meeting at all? Who knows?

Committee Awards (if we can agree)

Subcommittees

Subcommittee of Subcommittees

Because, why not? Sub-Sub-Committee of Sub-Subcommittees

12:00 PM - Lunch (or not)
We'll order from the vending machines, if we can figure out how.

Next Week's Agenda (if we're still here)

Same thing, different day. Because, who knows? Next Week's Agenda