Pointless Committee Agenda

Today's Schedule

• 9:00 AM - Arrival of the Chairperson, who will probably be late
• 9:15 AM - Introduction of the Vice-Chairperson, who will probably be even later
• 10:00 AM - The Committee will probably not accomplish anything

Benefits of Being on This Committee

• Free parking for committee members
• Free donuts for committee members (on Fridays)
• A chance to attend pointless meetings