Committee Agenda: A Series of Unremarkable Decisions

Today's Agenda:

Decision 1: The committee shall debate the optimal number of meetings we should have in a given month. Options: 3, 5, 7, or 9 meetings.

Decision 2: We shall discuss the best way to waste 2 hours of our lives discussing the merits of pineapple pizza.

Decision 3: The committee shall decide on the most efficient way to reorganize the stapler on the conference table.

Subcommittees: