Pointless Committee Agenda

Present: Chairperson, 3 Members, 1 Guest

Points of Interest

• Item 1: Discussion of the Meaning of Life (3:45-4:00)
• Item 2: The Importance of Procrastination (4:15-4:30)
• Item 3: Unnecessary Debate on the Best Pizza Topping (4:45-5:15)

Decisions Reached

We, the undersigned, have reached the following conclusions:

1. Pineapple is not a suitable pizza topping
2. The meaning of life is 42 (but we couldn't decide what 42 means)