The Ethics of Pointlessness

Today's Agenda:

We will be discussing the finer points of doing absolutely nothing.

Key Points of Discussion:

Is it more important to do something or not do something?
Can we justify the existence of this committee solely for the sake of existing?
How do we balance the need for productivity with the need for doing nothing at all?

Subcommittee A: The Art of Procrastination

Meeting Notes:

We will be meeting in the conference room at 3:00 PM to discuss our findings.

Subcommittee B: The Philosophy of Doing Nothing

Upcoming Events:

We have scheduled a potluck dinner for 5:00 PM in the break room.

Subcommittee C: The Science of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Discuss the Ethics of Ineptitude

Analyze the Futility of It All

Disclaimer:

The Pointless Committee is not responsible for any productivity losses or career stagnation that may result from attending or participating in our meetings.

Subcommittee D: The Business of Doing Nothing

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