We're having a special meeting today to elect the most pointless committee member of all time. Yes, you heard that right. We're going for the record.
The meeting will take place in the conference room, where the walls are adorned with an impressive collection of novelty socks. Snacks will not be provided, because, let's be real, who needs snacks?
Candidates for the position include:
Don't forget to bring your favorite pen for signing the official Pointless Committee documents. We're not responsible for any lost or stolen pens.
Next meeting: Next Thursday. Same time, same place. Don't be late.
Committee ConstitutionsBy attending this meeting, you agree to be bound by the Pointless Committee rules and regulations, which are conveniently located on the back of the meeting agenda.