Welcome to the Committee for the Advancement of Unnecessary Meetings (CAUM), where the meetings are so long, they'll make you wonder if it's worth it. Here's your roster:
Don't forget to check out our Committee Foosball Leaguer of the Month for some serious, not-at-all-made-up accolades!
And remember: if you're not on this list, you don't matter.
Meetings will be held here at the usual time and place (or not).
Don't bother contacting us, we're busy pretending to do actual work.