Pointless Committee Agenda

Subpage 1: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts"

1. Discuss possible explanations for the donuts' disappearance
2. Assign blame to the most likely culprit
3. Decide on a plan to retrieve the donuts

Subpage 2: "The Donut Retrieval Protocol"

Subpage 2: "The Donut Retrieval Protocol"

1. Develop a comprehensive plan for donut recovery
2. Establish a Donut Recovery Team
3. Prepare for possible donut-related emergencies

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Subpage 3: "The After-Donut-Party"

1. Celebrate the successful donut retrieval with cake
2. Assign praise to those who contributed to the donut recovery
3. Plan for the inevitable donut-themed party

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Meeting Minutes

Meeting started at 3:00 PM with 5 members present.

Member 1: "I saw the donuts on the 3rd floor!"
Member 2: "No, I saw them on the 2nd!"
Member 3: "I didn't see them anywhere."
Member 4: "I'm hungry."
Member 5: "Me too."

Meeting adjourned at 5:00 PM with no donuts in sight.