Committee on the Futility of Existence

Agenda for the Meeting of the Incredibly Unproductive

Wednesday, 13th February, 2024

10:00 AM - 10:30 AM

Location: The Conference Room of Despair, 123 Bureaucratic Boulevard

• 10:00 - 10:15 AM: Introduction to the Pointlessness of our Existence
• 10:15 - 10:30 AM: Review of the Unending Reports
• 10:30 - 11:00 AM: Discussion of the Futility of our Efforts
• 11:00 - 11:30 AM: Adjourning the Meeting due to the Unavoidable Bureaucratic Red Tape