Meeting Agenda for Today (aka "What We'll Pretend to Do")

09:00-09:15: "Theoretical discussion of a solution we'll never implement"
09:15-10:15: "Bureaucratic report on who ate all the donuts from the break room."
10:15-12:00: "Unproductive brainstorming session where everyone talks, but no ideas come up."

Committee of Pointless Endeavors