Pointless Committee Meeting Agenda - 2024-03-01

Today is a day that will go down in history as a day of pointless discussion and existential dread.

Agenda:

• 10:00am - 10:05am: "Welcome, Welcome, WELCOME!" - A ceremonial welcoming of all members to the meeting.
• 10:05am - 12:00pm: "The Importance of Not Being Here" - A discussion of the futility of our existence.
• 12:00pm - 1:00pm: Lunch Break - Because we're all here for the free food.
• 1:00pm - 2:00pm: "The Committee's Greatest Hits" - A presentation of our most notable accomplishments... or lack thereof.
• 2:00pm - 3:00pm: "Wrap-up and Worry About the Apocalypse" - A final discussion of the impending doom that is our committee's future.

Hyperlinks to other exciting committee meetings:

• Previous Meeting Agenda
• Next Meeting Agenda
• Annual Review