Committee of Utter Uselessness: Agenda for the Utterly Inane

Today's agenda includes:

• Discussing the merits of discussing the merits of discussing
• Debating whether to take a 3-hour lunch
• Deciding which flavor of beige to paint the conference room

Members present:

• Member 1: The Chair of Inane Decisions
• Member 2: The Secretary of Redundancy
• Member 3: The Vice-Chair of Utter Inefficiency
• Member 4: The Director of Procrastination
• Member 5: The Assistant to the Procrastinator

Action Items: None