Pointless Committee Agenda

• Alice's Excellent Ideas
• Bob's Bizarre Brainstorms
• Emily's Ephemeral Ephemera
• Meet the Chair

Today's Agenda:

• 10:00 - Introduction to the Pointless
• 10:15 - The Art of Doing Nothing
• 10:30 - Lunch Break (Free Time for Napping)
• 11:15 - The Science of Procrastination
• 12:00 - Adjournment of the Pointless

Next Meetings:

• Tomorrow: The Committee of the Pointless will meet to deliberate on the meaninglessness of existence.
• Next Week: The committee will discuss the futility of trying to accomplish anything.