Agenda for the Day
- 9:00 - Breakfast meeting: We will discuss the futility of breakfast.
- 10:00 - Debate on the merits of doing nothing.
- 12:00 - Lunch break. Because, honestly, who needs food?
- 1:00 - The committee will discuss the meaninglessness of afternoons.
- 3:00 - We'll wrap up with an existential crisis.