Committee of Pointlessness: Agenda
Today's meeting will be a thrilling exercise in futility, where we accomplish nothing and eat all the cookies.
- Bill the Idea Generator: The man who brings new ideas, but never actually does anything with them.
- Sarah the Scribe: The scribe who scribbles notes, but always gets writer's cramp.
- John the Sergent: Our resident expert on doing absolutely nothing.
Agenda for today's meeting:
- Talk about talking
- Eat cookies
- Make pointless decisions