Committee of Utterly Useless Ideas - Agenda for the Utterly Uninspired

Meeting Minutes - 2023-02-15

Item 1: Discuss and decide on the merits of painting a chicken in various shades of plaid.
Item 2: Consider the feasibility of constructing a bridge out of Jenga blocks in the town square.
Item 3: Debate the importance of wearing mismatched socks as a form of social protest.