June 29, 2022
DECISION 0001: Establishing the official snacking policy for the committee.
- Item 1: All members are required to eat at least 2 bags of potato chips per meeting.
- Item 2: The committee reserves the right to dictate the brand and flavor of said chips.
- Item 3: Any committee member found not meeting the snacking requirements will be subject to a 2-week suspension from all meetings.
Decision: 3-0-2
Footnote 1: This decision was made with the utmost carelessness and disregard for the well-being of our snack suppliers.
Footnote 2: This decision will be reviewed and revised in exactly 3 years' time.