Committee on Pointless Committee Agenda

Item 1: Discuss the importance of procrastination in modern society

Because, let's be real, who needs productivity when you can spend all day on Reddit?

Learn more about the benefits of doing nothing

Item 2: Explore the art of extreme ironing

Because, who needs a social life when you can iron your socks in the middle of the desert?

Discover the thrill of ironing in extreme conditions

Item 3: Host a bake sale to raise awareness for the importance of cake

Cake is the answer to all of life's problems. Trust us.

Get your cake on and support a good cause

Item 4: Debate the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping

Because, seriously, who doesn't love a good pineapple on their pizza?

Join the discussion and decide once and for all whether it's a travesty or a masterpiece
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