Agenda for Today:
9:00-9:05 AM: Arrival of committee members (late as always)
9:05-10:05 AM: Inane discussion about the meaning of life
10:05-11:05 AM: Break for overpriced coffee and stale donuts
11:05-12:05 PM: Voting prophets and unnecessary meetings prophets
12:05-1:00 PM: Lunch break (three-hour extravaganza)
1:00-3:00 PM: More inane discussion (just like before)