Committee of Utter Pointlessness

Agenda for the Utterly Unproductive Meeting

Today's agenda will consist of:

• Spending exactly 30 minutes deciding which type of paper to use for our reports
• Debating the merits of "Is it a good idea to have a meeting about meetings?"
• Playing the "If I had a meeting, what would it be about?" game
• Discussing the finer points of procrastination
• Watching a 10-minute video about the history of committee work