Today's Agenda (in no particular order of importance):
Quantifying Unicorn Horns - 10:00 AM, 11:00 AM, 12:00 PM, etc.
Standardizing Squirrel Socks - 2:00 PM, 4:00 PM, 6:00 PM, etc.
Defining the Meaning of Meaning - 10:30 AM, 12:30 PM, 3:30 PM, etc.
Quantifying Sunsets - 4:30 PM, 6:30 PM, etc.
Standardizing Sandwiches - 2:30 PM, 5:30 PM, etc.
Remember: We're not actually accomplishing anything.
Next meeting: Never.
Subcommittee on Unsubstantive Matters: /committees/pointless-committee-agenda/unsubstantive-matters
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