Today's Agenda:
- 9:00 AM - "The Importance of Not Doing Anything"
- 9:15 AM - "A Discussion on Nothing in Particular"
- 10:00 AM - "A Debate on the Merits of Doing the Bare Minimum"
Notable Items of Unsubstantive Interest:
- "The State of Our Unsubstantive Matters Budget"
- "The Future of Pointless Committee Meetings"