Article I: The Purpose of Pointlessness
- Section 1: We, the members of the Pointless Committee, have decided that our existence is a waste of time and resources. We will continue to meet regularly to discuss this topic.
- Section 2: All meetings will be conducted in a windowless, poorly lit conference room with a broken coffee machine.
- Section 3: All decisions will be made by random coin flip.
Subcommittee Policies
- Article 1: The Committee on Pointless Subcommittees is a committee created to discuss the creation of other committees.
- Article 2: All members of this subcommittee will be required to attend an additional 3 hours of pointless meetings per week.
- Article 3: The subcommittee will be led by a rotating chairperson who will make sure to wear a different ridiculous outfit each week.
View our meeting schedule here.
Or visit our minutes page for all the details.