Pointless Committee Agenda: Subroutine 3

Morning Meeting (9:00 AM - 9:30 AM)

Attend a meeting to discuss the utterly unimportant topic of "The Color Blue and Its Implications on Committee Productivity."

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: Brainstorming Session (30 minutes)
• Item 2: Unnecessary Break (15 minutes)
• Item 3: Unproductive Discussion (45 minutes)

Proceed to Subroutine 4: "The Unnecessary Use of Comic Sans in Official Documents."

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head to Subroutine 2: "The Art of Making Idiotic PowerPoint Presentations."

Or, if you're feeling really, really adventurous, venture into the depths of Subroutine 1: "The Futility of Committee Meetings in Modern Society."

Or, if you're feeling lost, stumble upon Subroutine 5: "The Unending Search for the Perfect Coffee Machine."