Pointless Subroutine 5: The Unnecessary Meeting of the Unenthused

Meeting objective: Discuss the finer points of doing absolutely nothing.

Attendees:

• John, who's only here for the free donuts
• Jane, who's secretly writing a novel in her head but is too afraid to tell anyone
• Bob, who's actually a time-traveling agent from the year 3050, but no one believes him
• Alice, who's here to document the minutes, but is getting bored to tears
• And finally, the fearless Chairperson, Dave, who's been here since 2001, but only because he couldn't find a better use of his time.

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