The Pointless Committee on the Ethics of Plastic Wrapping
We're a committee of experts in the field of doing things with plastic, and we're here to explore the deep, profound issues surrounding the wrapping of plastic items. Join us on this thrilling journey of discovery, or just scroll through our agenda for a good laugh:
Our agenda is packed with exciting topics, like:
- The Ethics of Wrapping Sentient Trees with Plastic Wrap (Subtopic 3)
- Should We Wrap Our Houses in Plastic for Heat Retention? (Subtopic 5)
- The Art of Wrapping Your Fingers in Plastic for Improved Dexterity (Subtopic 9)