Pointless Committee: Agenda

Welcome to the Pointless Committee, where every meeting is a pointless exercise in bureaucratic red tape.

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the importance of procrastination in the modern workplace
• Item 2: Debating the merits of using Comic Sans in official documents
• Item 3: Considering the feasibility of implementing a nap-time policy

Subcommittee 1: Meet with the Coffee Snobs

Subcommittee 2: Discuss the ethics of excessive meeting invitations

Next Meeting: Wednesday at 2:00 PM, don't be late!

Action Items:

1. Send a strongly-worded letter to the mayor demanding more donuts for the office
2. Develop a comprehensive plan for the optimal number of chairs to be present in the committee room at all times

Notes:

Last meeting's notes are available here.

Please do not attempt to read them, they are very boring.