Pointless Committee Agenda

This is the agenda for the Pointless Committee's meeting of the 30th of February, 2030.

Meeting Objective: Decide on the best way to waste 6 hours on something.

Subcommittee 1: "The Best Ways to Waste Time on a Friday Afternoon"

Item 1: Discuss the meaning of "pointless" in relation to our committee's activities.
Subcommittee 1: Discussing Subtext
Item 2: Debate whether or not to have donuts in the break room.
Subcommittee 2: Donut-ential Decisions

Subcommittee 2: "The Most Creative Ways to Avoid Actual Work"

Item 1: Create a 10-page report on why our meetings are pointless.
Subcommittee 3: The Pointless Report
Item 2: Decide on the best way to blame each other for our lack of productivity.
Subcommittee 4: The Blame Game

Meeting adjourned due to extreme boredom.

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