Cookie Jar Problems

Agenda for the Pointless Committee Meeting

Item 1: Determine the optimal cookie-to-sauce ratio for our cookie jars.

Item 2: Discuss the implications of cookie crumbs on our office carpet.

Item 3: Elect the official cookie taste-tester for the company.

Item 4: Negotiate with the CEO for more cookie budget.

Item 5: Debate the ethics of stealing cookies from the break room jar.

Item 6: Plan a cookie-themed company-wide picnic.

Cookies and the Law: A Deep Dive

Cookie Policy and Procedures

Cookie Security Concerns

Subcommittees:

Cookie Taste Testers

Cookie Budget Overseers

Cookie Ethics Committee