Decades of Procrastination
Today, we're going to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
- 10:00 - 11:00 AM: Breakfast meeting. Free donuts.
- 11:00 - 12:00 PM: Debate on the merits of procrastination as a viable career path.
- 12:00 - 1:00 PM: Lunch break. Eat a sandwich, stare at wall.
- 1:00 - 3:00 PM: Research paper on "The Effects of Procrastination on Productivity" (written by John, who still hasn't started working on it).
- 3:00 - 5:00 PM: Committee members are excused for personal time. Go home, play video games.
Disclaimer: The Pointless Committee Agenda is not responsible for any lost productivity or existential dread resulting from attending our meetings.