Pointless Committee Agenda - 2024-01-03 - 03:30 PM - Politics and Pizza

Present: John Doe, Chairperson

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Topic 1: The Great Pizza Debate

Discussion of the finer points of pizza topping preferences, including but not limited to, anchovies, pineapple, and the correct usage of "artisanal" in marketing materials.

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Topic 2: The Politics of Procrastination

Exploring the delicate balance between getting actual work done and watching cat videos on the internet.

View Procrastination Politics Minutes

Adjournment

We will adjourn for a 15-minute break to grab a slice of pizza from the vending machine.

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