The Pointless Committee: Agenda Item 1

Resolution 001: The Committee shall deliberate on the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping.

Discussion:

• Chairperson, John, argued that pineapple has been unfairly maligned.
• Vice Chairperson, Jane, countered that it's a travesty.
• Member, Bob, asked if we could discuss something else.

Next Steps:

• Form a subcommittee to investigate the matter further.
• Conduct a series of blind taste tests.
• Contact a team of expert pizza chefs for input.

Resolution 002: The committee shall not decide on Resolution 001.

Reasons for the delay:

• Too many pizza places are closed due to COVID.
• Too many committee members have eaten too much pineapple pizza.