Today's Agenda:
Discussion of the utterly unimportant topicประก: The Best Way to Organize a Stapler.
Subtopic 1: The merits of vertical vs. horizontal stapling
Subtopic 2: The impact of stapler angle on productivity
Action Items:
Item 1: Research the feasibility of using glue sticks instead of staplers.
Item 2: Develop a comprehensive report on the history of stapler evolution.
Decision: We will table all action items until next meeting, because, honestly, who cares?
Adjournment: We will take a 15-minute break to contemplate the meaninglessness of our existence.