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Pointless Committee on Donut Policy Revision Committee

Agenda for the Meeting of the Century

I. Introduction

The Pointless Committee on Donut Policy Revision is a gathering of the greatest minds to tackle the most pressing issue of our time: donuts. We must ensure that our donut policy remains relevant, effective, and marginally coherent.

Item 1: Reaffirm the importance of sprinkles.
Item 2: Debate the ethics of sprinkles.
Item 3: Vote on the best way to eat a donut (dip, dunk, or lick)

II. Sprinkle Agenda

Subitem 1: Sprinkles on top of sprinkles, or sprinkles in the center?
Subitem 2: Sprinkle size and shape: round or square?
Subitem 3: Do sprinkles make donuts more or less healthy?

III. Donut Consumption

Item 1: Establish a donut-to-human ratio.
Item 2: Determine the ideal donut-to- coffee ratio.
Item 3: Decide on the maximum number of donuts per human per day.

IV. Voting on the Future of Donuts

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