As a committee formed by a collective desire to waste time and resources, we have dedicated ourselves to the pursuit of understanding the intricacies of donuts.
We will explore the existential implications of sprinkles, the ontological status of glaze, and the hermeneutic circle of holes.
Our mission is to create a comprehensive guide to the philosophy of donuts.
We are not a real committee. We are not a serious organization.
We are, in fact, a group of individuals who enjoy donuts and want to waste your time.
Visit us again soon, or don't. We won't be offended.
Or will we.