As a member of the Whisker Committee for Feline Terms of Service (WCFOTS), we, the cats, hereby establish the following rules for the betterment of our human servants.
You will provide a minimum of 5 scratching posts per floor, strategically placed for maximum comfort and efficiency.
Scratching Post Specifications
We demand premium, grain-free kibble, served in a clean and easily accessible location. No more soggy kibble!
You will provide a minimum of 30 minutes of belly rubs per day, or we will not be held responsible for our actions.