Bylaws for the Committee of the Inane
- Article I: We Shall Meet Frequently
- Article II: The Chair Will Not Be Moved
- Article III: The Agenda Will Be Filled with Nonsense
- Article IV: Projects That Will Not Be Completed
Bylaw 1: The committee shall meet at the stroke of noon. If it's cloudy, it shall meet in the park.
Bylaw 2: The chairperson shall be chosen by the flip of a coin. Heads for the chair, tails for the floor.
Bylaw 3: All meetings shall be attended by at least three people who are not actually doing any work.