Pointless Committee: Fun Projects Agenda

Welcome to our committee's agenda for the most utterly pointless projects. Because, priorities.

Project: "Extreme Ironing in the Desert"

Our team will be ironing out a 10-foot radius of sand in the middle of the desert. Because, someone has to do it.

Project: "Invent a New Form of Procrastination"

We're on the cusp of a breakthrough in creative time-wasting. Stay tuned for updates.