Pointless Committee Agenda: Protect Pineapple on Pizza

Meeting Minutes - 2023-02-15

Present: Chairperson, Piney McPineface (Piney), Vice-Chairperson, Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth (Sir Reginald), and 3 anonymous committee members.

• Item 1: Motion to add pineapples to pizza
• Item 2: Debate: Pineapples are a fruit, but are they a topping?
• Item 3: Resolution: Pineapples on pizza are a human right

Action Items:

• Research: Pineapple nutritional benefits vs. pizza toppings
• Survey: 100 random pizza consumers on pineapple preferences
• Write letter to WHO: Declare pineapples a global food freedom