Case Study 2: The Utter Futility of Annual Reports
Subtitle: Because who needs actual productivity metrics, anyway?
A Special Report from the Pointless Committee
Our team of highly overpaid professionals has worked tirelessly to create this utterly pointless report on the importance of reporting. And by "tirelessly," we mean we spent exactly 3 hours sipping lattes and browsing cat videos.
Highlights of our report include:
- We spent 2 weeks creating this report, which is 3 weeks longer than our actual deadline.
- We used 17 different shades of beige to make our report look "interesting."
- We included 5 gratuitous references to our favorite coffee shop, The Daily Grind, because who needs actual content?
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