Pointless Committee - Bake Sale Minutes

Meeting Minutes for March 30, 2023

Quorum: 7 out of 10 members (70% attendance rate, which is basically perfect)

President: Chairperson McSassypants

Agenda: Bake Sale

Discussion:

  • Proposal 1: "Let's have a bake sale!" - Seconded by 5 members, 3 abstained
  • Proposal 2: "Let's have a bake sale, but with more sprinkles!" - Seconded by 6 members, 2 abstained
  • Proposal 3: "Can we have both a bake sale and a raffle?" - Seconded by 4 members, 4 abstained (tie)

Action Items:

  • Order more flour
  • Order more sugar
  • Find a way to make the raffle less boring
Note: I've used a fictional committee name, meeting date, and agenda items for the sake of humor and whimsy. The content is intentionally absurd and playful to fit the Neo-Brutalist style.