Meeting 1: Theoretical Discussion of Theoretical Things
The committee met to discuss the theoretical implications of theoretical things. No actual decisions were made, but several cups of coffee were consumed.
Meeting 2: The Great Paper Clip Debate
A heated discussion about the merits of using paper clips versus binder clips ensued. Some members advocated for the former, while others insisted on the latter. A vote was taken, but results are pending.
Meeting 3: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts
A donut was reported missing from the conference room. A thorough investigation was launched, but leads are scarce. If you have any information, please come forward.
See the official decisions made by the committee.