Pointless Committee: A Budget for the Ages... of Futility
Agenda Item: "Let's Give It a Go (But Not Too Seriously)" - $1,000,000,000
Our proposed budget allocates funds for the most essential of activities: pointless endeavors that defy the laws of logic and productivity.
Key Initiative: The Committee Member Perks Program
- Free donuts for all members, because priorities
- Complimentary "I'm With Stupid" t-shirts for all, because who doesn't love a good meme?
- A dedicated "pointless projects" parking lot, because who needs a garage?
Other Key Initiatives:
- Hosting the annual "I Have No Idea What This Is For" awards show
- Developing the "Committee Member's Guide to Doing Nothing" e-book
- Sponsoring the "I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just Rested" retreat
Why settle for a boring budget when you can have a budget for the ages? Join us in our quest for futility!
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