Motto: "We're here, I guess."
Dear Esteemed Members and Observers:
We are pleased to present to you our annual report, detailing our accomplishments and failures from the past year.
We spent 37 hours in meetings, discussing topics that no one was really interested in.
We created 4 new pointless tasks, which we promptly forgot to follow up on.
We achieved an average response rate of 2.4% on our surveys, a new low.
We managed to fill 3 whole pages on the whiteboard with scribbles.
We successfully ate all the leftover donuts from the last meeting.
And that's it.
Best regards,
The Pointless Committee