Committee for the Utterly Useless

Adjournment Resolution Discussion

Today, we will discuss the merits of adjourning our adjournment resolution. Because, clearly, that's what's been holding us back.

We've had 17 adjournments so far, and still, we've accomplished nothing. It's time to take a hard stance and say, "Enough is enough!"

Agenda Item 1: "When to adjourn, when to reconvene?"

• Define adjournment, for crying out loud!
• Suggest a proposal for adjournment, and get a prize!

Agenda Item 2: "What to do while we're not meeting?"

Well, we could play some video games, or watch cat videos. Or, you know, actually accomplish something.

• Maybe we can brainstorm some committee projects?