COMMITTEE OF POINTLESS REPORTING REQUIREMENTS

Present: 3 members, 2 of whom were asleep, 1 of whom was on a break.

Agenda: Discuss the importance of filling out TPS reports in triplicate.

Action Items:

• Assign someone to write a 50-page report on the history of dust.
• Develop a 5-point plan to increase the number of meetings held in the conference room.
• Send a strongly worded letter to the CEO expressing disappointment that the copier is still not working.

Next Meeting:

Same time, same place, same pointless discussions.

Subcommittee Report: Subcommittee Achievements

Adjourned 3:14 PM, with no actual progress made.