Subcommittee Achievements

Our Achievements So Far

Despite our best efforts, we have managed to achieve the following:

Creating a committee that meets once every 2 months to discuss what we're not going to do.
Producing a 100-page report that nobody reads.
Spending $100,000 on a study that concluded we should do nothing.

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Our Legacy of Inaction

Our committee has been around for years, and our legacy is one of:

Accumulating dust on our meeting minutes.
Forgotten dreams of productivity.
A never-ending supply of stale air in our meeting rooms.

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Our Plan to Achieve Nothing

Our committee has a bold new plan:

To continue doing the same things we've always done.
To ignore any new ideas that come our way.
To spend more time on meetings, less on actual work.

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Our Ongoing Struggle to Avoid Work

We're not just a committee, we're a force of nature:

We're a vortex of procrastination.
We're a black hole of productivity.
We're a never-ending loop of excuses.

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