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Pointless Committee: Assistant Chair Prophets - Apply Now!

Are you a visionary leader? Do you have a knack for guiding the unguided? Do you enjoy being ignored by your superiors? Apply now to become an Assistant Chair Prophet for the illustrious Pointless Committee!

As an Assistant Chair Prophet, you will be responsible for:
* Guiding the committee towards more committee-ness
* Providing prophetic visions for the future of committee-ness
* Being completely ignored by our Chairperson

Requirements:

Must be able to wear a tie with at least 10% more flair than our current Assistant Chair Prophet
Must have a proven track record of being completely disregarded by those in power
Must be able to recite the entire script of "The Committee: The Movie" from memory

How to Apply:

Send your resume, a 5-page essay on the meaning of committee-ness, and a 10-page dissertation on the futility of human endeavor to: apply@pointless.committee

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